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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Three answers most scared by men

 
 
(1)随 便 (Whatever)
男 : Men: What to have for dinner?
女:Women: Whatever...

男:Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女:Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face

男:Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女:Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

男:Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女:Women: Seafood not good also, later I might got diarrhea

男:Men: Then what you suggest?
女:Women : Whatever..


(2)都行 (Anything)

男:Men: So what should we do now?
女:Women: Anything

男:Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女:Women: Watching movie not good, waste time only

男:Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女:Women: Exercise in such hot day? Don't u feel tired?

男:Men: Then we find a café and have drink
女:Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep

男:Men: So, what you suggest then?
女:Women: Anything!!!


(3)看你 (You decide)
男:Men: Then we just go home lo
女:Women: You decide

男:Men: Let's take a bus, I will accompany you
女:Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

男:Men: Ok we will take Taxi
女: Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance

男:Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女:Women: So hungry, empty stomach how to walk?

男:Men: Then what you suggest?
女:Women: You decide

男: Men: Let's have dinner first
女:Women: Whatever....

男:Men: Eat what?
女: Women: Anything

(看看四下无人,杀了她......) (Look around... if no ones here, just kill
her....) 

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